“Once upon a time, a purple doughnut jumped onto the table. Suddenly a giant hand came down from the heavens and seized the doughnut.”
Once upon a time, a purple doughnut jumped onto the table. Suddenly a giant hand came down from the heavens and seized the doughnut.
“Please, don’t eat me,” said the doughnut, covering its eyes.
“How will you stop me?” said the giant in a gruff, gravelly voice.
“If I tell you a story, will you let me go?”
“If you don’t, I’ll smash your crust to make my cake, and if you do tell me a story, I’ll smash your crust to make my cake anyway.”
He’ll kill me if I do, and he’ll kill me if I don’t, the doughnut thought. There’s only one way to get out of this.
The doughnut cleared his throat and began to speak.
“Once upon a time, a purple doughnut jumped onto the table. Suddenly, a large hand came down from the heavens and seized the doughnut.”
“’Please, don’t eat me,’” said the doughnut, covering its eyes.
“‘How will you stop me?’” said the giant in a gruff, gravelly voice.
“‘If I tell you a story, will you let me go?’”
“‘If you don’t, I’ll smash your crust to make my cake, and if you do tell me a story, I’ll smash your crust to make my cake anyway.’”
He’ll kill me if I do, and he’ll kill me if I don’t, the doughnut thought. There’s only one way to get out of this.
The doughnut cleared his throat and began to speak.
“’Once upon a time a purple doughnut jumped onto the table. Suddenly, a large hand came down from the heavens and seized the doughnut.'”
“’Please don’t eat me,'” said the doughnut, covering its eyes.
“‘How will you stop me?’” said the giant in a gruff, gravelly voice.
“‘If I tell you a story, will you let me go?'”
“‘If you don’t I’ll smash your crust to make my cake, and if you do tell me a story, I’ll smash your crust to make my cake anyway.'”
He’ll kill me if I do, and he’ll kill me if I don’t, the doughnut thought. There’s only one way to get out of this.
The doughnut cleared his throat and began to speak.
“’Once upon a time a purple doughnut jumped onto the table. Suddenly, a large hand came down from the heavens and seized the doughnut.'”
“’Please don’t eat me,'” said the doughnut, covering its eyes.
“‘How will you stop me?’” said the giant in a gruff, gravelly voice.
“‘If I tell you a story, will you let me go?'”
“‘If you don’t I’ll smash your crust to make my cake, and if you do tell me a story, i’ll smash your crust to make my cake anyway.'”
He’ll kill me if I do, and he’ll kill me if I don’t, the doughnut thought. There’s only one way to get out of this.
The doughnut cleared his throat and began to speak…
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