Mittens is a brave little kitty. He is black, and his paws are white. He loves to travel around the world! He has a treehouse with lots of toys, blankets, and robotic machines. He loves fish and has a talent to catch them with his paws. But the most impressive thing about Mittens is that he is a tap dancer! He performs everywhere, like in France, New York, and Bubble Gum City! He lives on cat island, and since he has a ton of money… everything is made for cats! But, out of all the money, fame, and cat toys, Mittens has always wanted to travel to Hawaii to become a hula tap dancer! He also has a best friend named Jerry. Jerry is very funny and orange. They decided to travel to Hawaii together.
On the plane, Mittens asked Jerry, “What is your dream?”
Jerry said, “Probably to learn the alphabet!”
“Interesting!” Mittens answered, hoping his best friend really would learn the alphabet.
As Mittens ate a few fancy treats and played tic tac meow with Jerry, he became tired, so he went inside his fluffy mini house that has his bed in it and is shaped like a star and fell asleep.
In at least an hour later, he woke up from Sally, the waiter, saying, “We’re all going to die!”
All the workers were screaming. Catnip was flying everywhere.
Mittens meowed, “What happened?”
“You mean what’s happening?!” Jerry meowed back. “Birds were flying by, and John, our pilot, saw them and tried to catch them but didn’t realize that he couldn’t break through glass and lost control of the plane!”
“Oh, John!” Mittens sighed as he looked at John. “Have you been eating too much catnip? You know we’ve been telling you to stop! It’s bad for you!”
“Well… ” Mittens whispered to Jerry. “It’s pretty good!” John scrambled away, and Jerry laughed.
But his laughing stopped shortly after the plane crashed and all the cats meowed.
“Is everyone okay?” Mittens asked.
“Meow!!” they all answered.
“Okay then… !”
So it turned out that they crashed in Hawaii and were near a volcano.
“It’s not going to explode, right?” Jerry asked.
“Of course not,” Mittens answered.
“People live here.”
“People!!” Jerry screamed and fainted.
“Well ya,” Mittens scoffed as he got Jerry back on his feet.
“Oh my, I had a bad dream!” Jerry said. “Your plane crashed, and we went to Hawaii, and you said people were here. Mittens, I mean really!”
“Jerry? Jerry?” Mittens asked. “Are you okay?”
“Yeah! Of course! Why would I not — Oh no no no no!”
“Jerry, calm down!”
“No no no no no!!! Wait, Mittens, can I have some water please?”
“Umm yeah, yeah! Catnip flavor or plain?”
“Catnip flavor!” Jerry said as he wobbled into a tree and fell down.
“Okay!” Mittens said, partly laughing. “Here,” Mittens said as he gave the water to Jerry and splashed some on his face.
“Hey! You got my fur wet!”
“Jerry, let’s go!” Mittens said.
“Okay, okay,” Jerry said, walking behind Mittens.
“Everyone else, try to find or rebuild the plane.”
They said, “Meowwwwww,” which meant okay in cat language, or as cats call it, Meowster talk.
As Jerry and Mittens ran into a restaurant, Mittens spotted a white, fluffy, beautiful female cat!
He stopped in his tracks, walked in a weird way that he thought looked cool, grabbed some shades, and said, “Hellooo, kitty.”
Mittens flexed his tail and put on his handsome face.
“Hi,” the girl cat said. “What’s your name? Mine is Snowflake.”
“My name is Gregory Von Chad the III Meower. Ummm, I’m Mittens! You like to hang around these parts of the woods — oops, I mean these parts of the restaurants? Umm, I mean you like fish? Ummm, no I mean I-I-I like your eyes. They’re so blue!”
“Thanks! Yours are nice too, and Mittens is a cute name!” Snowflake said dreamily or that’s what Mittens thought.
“Thank you, do you like tap dancers?”
“I guess, because you’re one!” Snowflake gave Mittens a piece of paper and then ran off.
Mittens opened the paper, and her number was on it!
Jerry found Mittens, and they ran through the restaurant when Jerry asked Mittens, “Who was that girl you were talking to?”
“Snowflake,” Mittens replied. “The most coolest, prettiest, mysterious kitty!”
“Cool… Got her number?” Jerry asked, gesturing toward the paper in Mitten’s paw.
“Yeah! We’re going to the movies tonight… or at least I think that’s what her eyes said… girls are confusing!”
“You’re telling me!” Jerry laughed. “My mom once liked peanut butter, and I said I do too, but then she kicked me in the basement! I’ll never eat peanut butter again!”
“Okay, good to know… but let’s find the hula place… I want to fulfill my dreams!” Mittens said heroically.
So Mittens and Jerry found the hula place, and Mittens tap danced with a skirt and blew people’s minds away!
“Go Mitty the Kitty!” Jerry screamed.
As Snowflake ran, she stopped at a store to get some catnip. As she was walking out of the store, she saw a little gray mouse with an eyepatch and then blacked out. She woke up and found herself underground, tied to a chair, and a mouse was in front of her.
“Hello, pretty one,” the mouse said. “I am Cheesenstine! (The evil mouse who captured you and is now going to torture your kind!) I come from Cheesetopia, and I will trick your little boyfriend Mittens into coming to the movies with you and then capture him, and then steal his popcorn, and then watch the movie with you two tied, and then bring you back to my lair and keep you there while I destroy cat-kind with my Robotic Cheese Cat Exterminator 1000! And if you’re wondering why I’m against cats, it’s because I’m a mouse of course, and because one time someone stole my cheese, but mostly because when I was a little mouse, cats invaded my family’s hole we were living in and ate my mom, dad, and two sisters. I was the only one left, and I barely made it alive! That’s why I have this eyepatch! Because the cat stole what was supposed to be under it. So I will get my revenge! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!” He coughed loudly. “Ha-ha-ha, okay I’m done!”
“That was a lot to say for a little mouse like you!” Snowflake teased Cheesenstine.
“Oh you think you’re so tough!” Cheesenstine said, offended.
“Well… ” Snowflake said as she untied the ropes that were around her wrists with her claws. “I think I am actually pretty tough.” Snowflake busted out of the ropes and jumped on Cheesenstine.
“Yay!” Jerry continued screaming. “You’re the best hula tap dancer ever!”
“Thanks!” Mittens said as he took a water break. “Oh, I need to go! I have a date with Snowflake!” Mittens exclaimed.
“Go get her!” Jerry said proudly for no reason.
“Okay, I will!” Mittens ran off to pick up Snowflake at the restaurant where they met and couldn’t find her.
So he decided to call her with his cat phone (much more high tech… buy one today!) She picked up the phone apparently but seemed busy.
All he heard was, Meow meow. OW, STOP IT! HELP ME! MEOW! Oh hi, Mittens, I’m at Oloha Street, underground, where the sign is. Come quick. This guy is feisty.
Snowflake hung up, and Mittens ran to Oloha Street.
He looked at the ground and up at the sign and jumped. The ground opened, and he slid into a tunnel that led to an underground lair. There he found Snowflake and a mouse with an eyepatch and a bad temper fighting.
“What’s going on?” Mittens meowed over the noise.
They stopped fighting, and Snowflake said, “You’re here. Good. Now help me get this guy tied up!”
“Wait, what?” Mittens asked. “Who is he, and why were you two fighting?”
“Hello!” Cheesenstine said evilly. “I was going to capture you during your date at the movies, but this will work too! I am Chesenstine! And I captured your little friend to lure you into coming so I could keep you two from keeping me to destroy all cats with my Robotic Cheese Cat Exterminator 10000! Now you two are stuck here! Wonderful, right? Now bye bye!”
Cheesenstine said that he dug a hole upward? That made no sense, but Mittens and Snowflake were stuck.
“We have to find a way out of this!” Snowflake said as she stomped her paw in a cute way.
“Yeah totally,” Mittens agreed. “But what about the movies? I mean, like, is our date off?” Snowflake looked at him and instead of her slapping him, which is what he thought she was going to do, she smiled and laughed! “You really are a special cat,” she said to Mittens.
He blushed and quickly said, “Let’s go!”
“Umm, how again? Aren’t we trapped?” Snowflake asked.
“Yes,” Mittens said. “But… remember you’re with a really special cat?”
“Of course I do,” she exclaimed, laughing a little.
“Okay,” Mittens sighed. “But it’s crazy!”
“I’m in for crazy!” Snowflake assured.
“Okay, you see right there?” Mittens asked, pointing to a dark space in the lair.
“Yeah,” Snowflake said. “There’s nothing there.”
“That’s what you think,” he said smartly. “Look.” He walked in the dark and pushed out a black machine that digs threw dirt and throws cats around. “It has two seats, so we can dig upward and throw around Cheesenstine!” Mittens said happily.
“Okay. Let’s try it!” Snowflake said, hopping into one seat, and Mittens hopped into the other.
They drove the machine through the dirt and came to the surface.
People and cats were screaming and running everywhere as Cheesenstine destroyed buildings and tried to throw cats with his machine.
Jerry ran up to Mittens and Snowflake and asked, “So, no movies?”
“No movies!” Mittens answered.
“Let me guess,” Jerry started. “That mouse wants to destroy all cats because cats destroyed his family and his name is Cheesenstine?”
Mittens and Snowflake were stunned.
“What?! I watch a lot of movies!”
“Yeah, Jerry,” Mittens managed to say. “Now let’s destroy that guy.”
The three ran and jumped up on the Robotic Cheese Cat Exterminator 1000 (because cats can jump high) and started to bite the thing with their sharp teeth.
“This is useless!” Snowflake started.
“Yeah, we need a stick,” Jerry said. “That breaks everything!”
“Okay, then get your stick!” Mittens told Jerry.
So Jerry jumped off the machine and grabbed a big stick that was actually a log with his mouth, jumped back up on the machine, and hit the thing.
“Ahhhh!” Cheesentine screamed from inside the Robotic Cheese Cat Exterminator 1000. “You stupid cats will pay!!!”
Thunk!
The Cat Exterminator 1000 hit the ground, and Snowflake said to Jerry, “Wow, sticks really break everything!”
“Well, big sticks,” Mittens corrected.
“Yeah yeah,” she said. “So, Mittens, now that Cheesenstine is destroyed, want to go to the movies? I think Captain Meower is still playing tonight at 6!”
“Yeah, of course!”
“Ummmm, Jerry, want to go grab cheeseburgers?”
“Okay, dude, but never say ‘cheese’ again after what happened today!” Jerry said.
“Okay, let’s go… Bye, Snowflake!”
“Bye,” she replied.
After Jerry and Mittens got cheeseburgers, it was already 5:59, so they picked up Snowflake, and Jerry said bye when they got to the movies. Mittens and Snowflake went in the theater and started watching the movie Captain Meower!
As it got to the middle of the movie, Mittens said to Snowflake, “I thought my dream was to become a hula tap dancer, but now I realize it was to meet you. To find love.”