On a dark, stormy night in the hamster factory, one worker who was working late on robo-hamsters named Fred was minding his own beeswax when he suddenly heard a loud boom! And evil laughter. Fred looked behind him only to come face to face with a tall hamster looking thing with a hamster body and dinosaur head. Then after another loud boom, Fred was never seen again. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
But then two years later, a brave shoe named Tom wanted to see what happened to poor Fred, so he headed toward the now abandoned factory. It started raining once he got there. Lightning boomed as the door creaked open — suddenly, smoke started coming out of the 50-year-old chimneys. As he walked in, a loud scream filled the air. Suddenly, Tom was filled with the dreaded feeling — fear! Once Tom stepped in, the huge doors slammed shut! Terrified Tom tried forcing the doors open, but he couldn’t because he had no hands. Suddenly, another loud scream filled the air.
Tom turned around to see who made it, but all he could see was darkness. Suddenly determined to get out of the factory alive, he hopped into the darkness.
“MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!”
“Who’s there?!” Tom shouted into the darkness.
“Not telling,” said the same voice. “Come and get me.”
“Come and get me! Show yourself,” shouted Tom.
“Okay,” said the voice, and then suddenly a 10 foot tall monster stepped out of the shadows. It
had the head of the hamster and the body of a dinosaur. “I am the Hamsaurus.”
“AAAAAAAAAAA!” screamed Tom.
“Hello, dinner,” said the Hamsaurus.
“AAAAAAAAAAA!” screamed Tom. “I’m too young to die! I’ve only been on 426 feet!”
“You’ll taste very nice in a pie,” said the Hamsaurus.
“No!” screamed Tom,
“With extra pickle juice. A shoe pie with pickle juice,” replied the Hamsaurus.
“NOO!” screamed Tom, as the Hamsaurus picked him up and walked away.
Tom felt scared and bad as he was being carried off. He tried fighting the Hamsaurus, but it was
hard because he had no hands.
“Oh, shut up,” said the Hamsaurus.
“AAAAAAAAAAAA!” screamed Tom. The last thing he saw was a fist flying towards his head then he blacked out.
When he woke up, he was tied to a stick, and the stick was over a fire. It was really, really, really, really hot, and it smelled like burnt stick. Tom felt as if his brain was melting, but it was dumb because he didn’t have a brain because he was a shoe. He looked around the room and spotted the Hamsaures making some kind of stew. Then, Tom spotted a strange box in the corner of the room that was marked, TNT. Suddenly a plan formed in his non-existent mind.
He called out to the Hamsaures, “I need to go to the bathroom,” which was also dumb because he was a shoe.
Apparently the Hamsaures wasn’t very smart because he said, “Okay,” then untied Tom and threw him into a dirty, small, strange looking bathroom that had a half-eaten toilet.
Tom stayed in there for ten seconds and started to creep back into the main room which was much nicer than this strange, tiny toilet. After making sure the Hamsaures didn’t see him, he went over to the box of TNT and moved it a bit closer to the fire. He took a stick off the ground and crept over to the fire and set the stick on fire. Then, he crept back to the box of TNT and was about to set it on fire when the Hamsaures caught him…
Dun dun dunnn…
The Hamsaures started running towards Tom, but Tom was quick and kicked the stick onto the box of TNT.
The Hamsaures stopped, dumbfounded, and stared at the box saying, “Bu… bu… bu… but… !”
Tom smiled then heard a really, really, really, really, really, really, really loud boom!!! Then, he was shot to the sky by a huge explosion that was way too big to come from a little box of TNT. It launched Tom all the way to a different country, where he smooshed a hotdog that was about to kill a pillow named Pilo. Then, he hopped away.
Later that day, Tom heard that the factory was blown to smithereens, and the only remains of it was the skull of an odd Hamster looking thing. Tom smiled at the sky, knowing that the Hamsaures wouldn’t be seen again for another 4,468 years. But Tom wouldn’t be around then, so he didn’t care.
The End (for now). Dun dun duh.