Hi I’m sally. I am 8 years old. One afternoon, I was walking home from camp like I do every day and I passed by a forest I had never seen before. I started walking in the forest. Then I stopped. I saw a big unicorn, so I hid behind a bush.
The unicorn started coming closer to me. Then I realized that the bush had food on it. I tried to run away but she had already swallowed me whole. Inside the unicorn’s stomach, I was sitting in a swarm of rainbow wet stuff. It smelled like cotton candy.
So I had been in there for a few hours. I got hungry so I tried the rainbow stuff… it tasted amazing! My cell phone rang. It was my mom. I picked it up. My mom said, “Sally where are you!!???”
“I’m stuck inside a unicorn!” I said.
My mom laughed. “There is no such thing. GET HOME!!!
I said, “I’m in a forest. Come and get me!!!”
“Ok.”
Mom walked in the forest and stood there. The unicorn came close to mom. She just stood there and she got eaten by the unicorn. Splash. Mom fell in the unicorn’s rainbow stuff.
I told Mom to try it. Mom hated it. She said it tasted like barf… Mom’s phone rang, it was dad.
He said “Where are you??? I made dinner!!!”
“We’re in a unicorn!” said mom. “Come and help us!”
Dad said, “Where are you?”
But mom already hung up. So dad just used his tracking device. So he got to the forest and looked around. Mom and I climbed up the unicorn’s mouth. We saw Dad so we pulled him in. We fell and splash!
Dad said, “Why did you pull me in you could have got out!!”
“Well it is too late now.”
Dad said, “I can’t believe I had made dinner!! It’s probably cold now!!!
“Well it’s your fault you made dinner for the first time!”
“I’m hungry,” said Dad.
I said, “Have some rainbow stuff.”
“I love it!!” said Dad. Dad called his brother Uncle.
Dad and Uncle never had a great relationship. They are always bickering. Uncle picked up his phone. He said, “WHAT DO YOU WANT???”
Dad said, “Sally, Mom, and I are stuck in a unicorn.”
“I don’t believe that,” said Uncle.
Dad said, “Do you want me to send you pictures?”
“A swirl that is rainbow and the unicorn is cute,” Uncle said. “Ok I believe you. I’m coming to get you.”
He went into the forest and saw the unicorn. The unicorn saw him and walked away. Uncle was mad. So he climbed on the unicorn and the unicorn yawned so he went in its mouth. Uncle was in the rainbow stuff.
Dad said, “Did the unicorn eat you?”
“No,” said Uncle.
I went in its mouth. “Seriously. You could have got us OUT!!!!”
“Ok,” said Mom. “Don’t be rude.”
“I’m hungry. My wife didn’t make dinner.”
Sally said, “Have some rainbow stuff.”
Uncle had some. He absolutely hated it, but not bad. Aunt likes old fashion things. She didn’t have an iPhone. She was 50 years old and I thought that was very old. So Uncle called her.
“.futreukiutrce5ujy6usa6wedtfc64esdfbtrycbetrtgh itduiykdv6tj??” said aunt.
“Go put your dentures on,” said Uncle.
Aunt kinda ran to get them. She screamed she realized that a tooth was missing. For some reason, she got tired and just sat on the couch and watched the news. The people in the unicorn got fat because they ate too much rainbow.
THE UNICORN EXPLODED!!!