7:09 a.m. Monday, June 15, 2015
So I was on the phone for 46 minutes exactly with this guy that had a robot voice. He kept on saying, “Thank you, and if you have any other problems, please call us.” And I was yelling at him, “No! I have a problem right now! Can you talk to me now, you stupid emotionless cyborg!”
He repeated the idiotic line again. I told him — or it — “This is not good customer service. I will write terrible things about you on Yelp!”
This went on for 35 more minutes.
I finally booked the flight tickets — first class — to Paris. I refuse to sit in economy class; I would rather watch a 2-hour block of “How i Met Your Mother.”
But first class is still pretty disgusting. The cookies they give you at the end are just TOO soft and gooey. The gluten-free cookies are the good cookies, because they’re crunchy yet they melt in your mouth. God I love those cookies… *Ahem* Umm… Uhh… I mean, the chocolate chips are usually a bit stale. Anyway, I am leaving in two days.