“BAILEY: Do you want to play outside? / HARLEY: Sure. / BAILEY: What do you want to play? / HARLEY: We could play basketball.”
BAILEY
Do you want to play outside?
HARLEY
Sure.
BAILEY
What do you want to play?
HARLEY
We could play basketball.
BAILEY
Okay.
HARLEY
The first person to get 18 points wins.
BAILEY
Did you see that?
HARLEY
WHAT?
BAILEY
HA, I win! Let’s go to the park and play on the monkey bars.
HARLEY
Okay, that sounds really fun, and we can go on the swings.
BAILEY
Mom, can we go to the park?
MOM
Okay. Be back by three.
HARLEY
Okay, bye!
BAILEY
Last one to the swings is a rotten egg!
HARLEY
I win!
BAILEY
Did you see that in the woods?
HARLEY
What?
BAILEY
Something moved in the bushes!
HARLEY
Let’s go follow it.
BAILEY
But what if it’s dangerous?
HARLEY
But what if it’s not?
BAILEY
I guess we can go.
HARLEY
Let’s bring our phones so we have a flashlight just in case it is dark.
BAILEY
AHAHAHAHAH, there’s a bear!
HARLEY
RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
BAILEY
AH! The bear grabbed us! He’s gonna eat us!
HARLEY
Goodbye, Bailey.
BAILEY
Goodbye, Harley.
BEAR
(Swallows)
HARLEY
I think I have a paper clip. What if we cut open the bear?
BAILEY
Okay, hand me it. I’m almost done… got it!
HARLEY
I think we killed it.
BAILEY’S MOM
Harley, Bailey, want me to give you a ride home?
BAILEY
Let’s go. My mom is here.
HARLEY
We should go play more basketball at my house.
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