Orcas are fat because they eat cats
Orcas are fat because they don’t eat rats
Orcas are fat because they eat at Macs
Orcas are fat because they eat people’s hats
When an orca sat on land, it squished a band
into a pancake and poured maple syrup on it
If an orca jumps,
run away immediately
It will create a tidal wave and suck you in and get fatter
Orcas are FAT