There was a mouse named Pinky who was trapped in a monster’s room. He wanted to sneak under the door but he’s too fat because he ate all of the monster’s food, which was dog food. He went under the door (before he was fat) because he thought somebody nice was in the room, and then he ate the dog food thinking it was mouse food so he couldn’t sneak back out and he had to live in the fishtank — Pinky doesn’t breathe but he can still survive. The monster’s name is Mr. Little — his father is named Mr. Big and his mother is named Mrs. Tape (because she uses tape a lot). When Mr. Little was trying to feed the fish, he saw the mouse and he took Pinky out of the water and he asked Mrs. Tape to tape him to the floor and they were going to have a contest and splat him first.
When nobody could smash him, they untaped him, and Mr. Little had an idea.
“Maybe we could eat him because he’s so fat. But I want some more mice to eat.”
He threw Pinky in the cage and jumped out of the window for more mice to eat. Mr. Little was searching for a long time, but he didn’t find anything. He was searching for sixty years. But in the time Mr. Little was searching for more mice, Pinky was getting skinnier and skinnier. Soon, he was just a flat little mouse. Flat enough to fit under the crack under the door. But then he realized there was a hole in the floor, and he squeezed through that hole and he came out into a world of candy, all kinds of candy: stacks and stacks and heaps of candy.
He jumped on top of all of the candy and ate half of it. When he was done he felt sick. Then he realized the tiny tiny hole in ceiling. It seemed like this whole journey was meant for him – there was a path just big enough to fit him. He got through the hole in the ceiling by building a ladder made of candy. When he went through the hole there were millions of toys around the wall. Then, he played with all of them. Then he went through the next hole in the ceiling by building a ladder of candy wrappers. Then, the next thing he knew, millions of monsters were surrounding him.
When he looked closer, he realized these monsters were millions of Mr. Littles, and they each said, “We will kill you!” and they stamped their feet upon Pinky and said, “You will never escape!”
He saw a hole in the floor right below him. “You will not go through the hole, you will die” said the monsters.
He went through the hole. He was outside again. There was a big sign right in front of him saying, “Everything You Want Land.” But there was a big cross out on “Everything You Want.” The Mr. Littles had changed it to “Everything You Hate Land.” He had just entered everything you hate land – the last land he had been in with candy and toys was everything you want land. he wished there was a way to get back to the sewer system where he lived. He looked up. There was the monster’s house. He remembered that the sewer system manhole was nearby — he was standing on it! But he couldn’t get through the manhole, so he went back to the monster’s house, and ate all the dog food, and then he went down into the sewer and back home.
Pinky’s Adventure Part II
Once Pinky had adventures in different worlds, now it was time to have an adventure in the same world but a very very wild adventure. Maybe Pinky wouldn’t even have an adventure. Pinky walked down the sewer system. Then he saw a store in the sewer system — there were stores in the sewer for mice who lived there. There was an advertisement on the window that said, “selling the amazing everything watch that does everything.” Pinky went into the store and bought it — it was two cents. It fit on his wrist perfectly — and there was still a lot of growing space. It did everything — it had a phone on it, it had a flashlight, a computer, etc etc etc.
It could produce anything you wanted. Everybody on the street was surrounding him to examine the everything watch. They were testing all the gadgets and everything. He walked down the street in mouseland in the sewer system, but then he saw a hole, a very very very small hole that only a bug could go through, saying, “Verathingy.”
“I don’t know what verathingy is,” said Pinky.
“What does it mean? Maybe it’s a secret code. I have to go home and get a pen and paper to decode the secret code.” Mr. Little and his parents were now Pinky’s friends. He had convinced them to be his friend so they wouldn’t be mean to him anymore. After a lot of hard work, he figured out what the secret code meant by asking Mr. Little. It meant “everything.” Vera is ever, and thingy, means everything. Maybe it means “everything.” He went down to the exact same hole in mouseland, and he activated the lazer on his watch that would scan anything, and he pointed it at the…
He had no idea which letter he was supposed to activate with his everything watch. Then he went back to the store, but he couldn’t read. The code made him forget how to read so that you could never open the hole! Then he asked Mr. Little to come down to the sewer system to read for him. So Mr. Little flushed himself down the toilet so he could get to the sewer system to read for Pinky in mouseland. All the mice thought that it was a giant, so they got out of mouseland and into humanland.
“Now we can have some peace and quiet,” said Pinky. “What is that little mark under the s in the window? Under the amazing everything watch display.” The watch said “everything” on it, it was directly below the T in everything.
“It’s an H,” said Mr. Little. “Maybe H means hole, so maybe we scan T on top of the hole to get in.” And that’s exactly what they did. They jumped in and crashed on the ground and Mr. Little died.
“Whatever,” said Pinky. “I didn’t like him anyway.” And he kept on walking along the sewer system under the sewer system. Then he realized that he was trapped except for the hole in the ceiling. There was no way to get out. He was trapped.
Then Mr. Little awoke from the dead — he was a ghost.
He flew to Pinky and said, “You will die!” and flew up into the hole.
Pinky was starving. He lay down and went to sleep. He had a dream that he was back up into the sewer system and a ghost swept down on him and said, “You will die, you will die, you will die.” He could not get the words out of his head. But his dream came true when he woke up. He realized he was standing in the sewer system and it was deserted.
The ghost of Mr. Little came down and said, “You will die you will die you will die!” But Pinky took a giant jump and he had turned into a frog! He got on the ghost’s back and flew into his apartment and vanished, dropping Pinky to the ground. Pinky realized that, now that he was a frog, he had to change his name. He went to the president of frogs. Frogland was up in the sky. He jumped onto a cloud because he could jump so high. Frogland was in the clouds.
He went to the president of frogs, and said ”Can I change my name? I was a mouse and I was named Pinky but now I am a frog and I want to be called Greeny.”
And then the president made an announcement, “Pinky is now Greeny and he is a frog.”
All the people in mouseland came back to celebrate with him and they all had a party, even though he was a frog and they were mice.
The end!
But… little did they know, Mr. Little was still alive…
While they were having a big frog and mice party, there was a loud voice. “You will die. You will die. You will die.” It was the ghost of Mr. Little. He was back. Mr. Little cast magic on them to die. So they all died except Greeny.
Greeny was in Cloud Land. She saw a sign: “Everything You Want Land” with a cross-out, now saying “Everything You Hate Land.”
“Oh no,” said Greeny. “Everything You Hate Land is back!”
She was walking right into it without realizing, and when you’re in Everything You Hate Land, you can never come out. But everything matched her Everything watch. Maybe it was another secret code. She saw a flash of a thousand Mr. Littles surrounding her, like last time she was in Everything You Hate Land.
They said, “YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE!”
But this time was even worse. It wasn’t just words.
The Mr. Little’s grabbed her by the heels and swung her around. She looked at her Everything watch.
It was flashing, “Everything, everything, everything.”
She didn’t know what that meant. She yelled, “Mr. Little, help me!”
“We will not!” said the Mr. Littles.
She looked at her watch. It was still flashing “everything.”
The Mr. Littles dropped her. She flew into the air. She landed on a different cloud.
“I’m happy I’m back in Cloud Land, not Everything You Hate Land, but I want to be in Everything You Want Land.” She looked at her watch.
It was flashing: “Time travel.”
She pushed it. The next thing she knew, she was spinning, spinning, spinning, into the past. She was in the time when she was in Everything World for the first time. She knew that now she was in the past, she wouldn’t suffer all the Mr. Littles that are in the future. Then she realized that she shouldn’t have pressed the time travel button. Now she was in the time when she could mess up everything. She didn’t remember what she said the first time she was in everything world. She would mess up everything. “Everything” was flashing on her everything watch. She pressed it. She was zooming back into the future, but now, she was back with her spinning and spinning around. Her watch was flashing, “Future Time.” She had messed things up. She pressed it. Nothing happened. She realized that when she was in Everything You Hate Land, she could not travel into the future, because it was Everything You Hate, not Everything You Want, and it only worked because going into the past was bad. Now she was back into a mouse, even though she was back in the right time, because she had gone into the past and then back into the future. Now she knew what Everything meant. It meant that something that her watch does, she has to activate. She pressed all the buttons — laser, flashlight, immediate fan producing mode, but she couldn’t find it. Then she found something: Super Laser. When she pressed the button, it flashed, “Everything, Everything, Everything.” But she had to figure out what to point Super Laser at. “Maybe I have to point Super Laser at something in the past.” She pressed the time travel button. She was looking right at herself. It was the other herself from the past! Maybe she was supposed to scan a cloud from the past with the Super Laser. Nothing happened when she scanned it. Herself didn’t notice her. She had to hide behind a cloud and be sneaky. Her other self is looking at her everything watch and pressing the button. Off she goes to the past. “Good,” said Pinky. “Now I can do my business.”
“Oh! Now I just realized what I was supposed to scan with my super laser!” said Pinky. “I
was supposed to scan myself from the past with my Super Laser. But now it’s too late. That’s what I was supposed to do to get out of Everything You Hate Land. But now myself is gone.” But then she remembered that when she left for the future, it didn’t work, so she was going to come back. She got her Everything Watch ready to shoot the Super Laser at Pinky from the past. The Pinky from the past appeared right in front of Pinky from the future.
“Ahhhhh!” they both screamed. They had no idea what was going on.
“Oh no,” said Pinky from the future, “I forgot to shoot!”
“I’ll do it now,” said Pinky.
“It didn’t work!” said Pinky from the future.
“The code was double everything!”
“I have to steal Pinky from the pasts everything watch.” She ran towards Pinky from the past.
“What are you doing?” asked Pinky from the past. “Who are you?”
Pinky from the future ignored her. She grabbed the everything watch from her wrist. Pinky from the past Greeny was in Cloud Land. She saw a sign: “Everything You Want Land” with a cross-out, now saying “Everything You Hate Land.”
“Oh no,” said Greeny. “Everything You Hate Land is back!”
She was walking right into without realizing, and when you’re in Everything You Hate Land, you can never come out. But everything matched her everything watch. Maybe it was another secret code. She saw a flash of a thousand Mr. Littles surrounding her, like last time she was in Everything You Hate Land.
They said, “YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE!”
But this time was even worse. It wasn’t just words.
The Mr. Little’s grabbed her by the heels and swung her around. She looked at her Everything watch.
It was flashing, “Everything, everything, everything.”
She didn’t know what that meant. She yelled, “Mr. Little, help me!”
“We will not!” said the Mr. Littles.
She looked at her watch. It was still flashing “everything.”
The Mr. Littles dropped her. She flew into the air. She landed on a different cloud.
“I’m happy I’m back in Cloud Land, not Everything You Hate Land, but I want to be in Everything You Want Land.” She looked at her watch.
It was flashing: “Time travel.”
She pushed it. The next thing she knew, she was spinning, spinning, spinning, into the past. She was in the time when she was in Everything World for the first time. She knew that now she was in the past, she wouldn’t suffer all the Mr. Littles that are in the future. Then she realized that she shouldn’t have pressed the time travel button. Now she was in the time when she could mess up everything. She didn’t remember what she said the first time she was in everything world. She would mess up everything. “Everything” was flashing on her everything watch. She pressed it. She was zooming back into the future, but now, she was back with her spinning and spinning around. Her watch was flashing, “Future Time.” She had messed things up. She pressed it. Nothing happened. She realized that when she was in Everything You Hate Land, you could not travel into the future, because it was Everything You Hate, not Everything You Want, and it only worked because going into the past was bad, and it was Everything You Hate. Now she was back into a mouse, even though she was back in the right time, because she had gone into the past and then back into the future.
Now she knew what Everything meant. It meant that something that her watch does, she has to activate. She pressed all the buttons — laser, flashlight, immediate fan producing mode, but she couldn’t find it. Then she found something: Super Laser. When she pressed the button, it flashed, “Everything, Everything, Everything.” But she had to figure out what to point Super Laser at. “Maybe I have to point Super Laser at something in the past.” She pressed the time travel button. She was looking right at herself. It was the other herself from the past! Maybe she was supposed to scan a cloud from the past with the Super Laser. Nothing happened when she scanned it. Herself didn’t notice her. She had to hide behind a cloud and be sneaky. Her other self is looking at her everything watch and pressing the button. Off she goes to the past. “Good,” said Pinky. “Now I can do my business.”
“Oh! Now I just realized what I was supposed to scan with my super laser!” said Pinky. “I
was supposed to scan myself from the past with my Super Laser. But now it’s too late. That’s what I was supposed to do to get out of Everything You Hate Land. But now myself is gone.” But then she remembered that when she left for the future, it didn’t work, so she was going to come back. She got her Everything Watch ready to shoot the Super Laser at Pinky from the past. The Pinky from the past appeared right in front of Pinky from the future.
“Ahhhhh!” they both screamed. They had no idea what was going on. “Oh no,” said Pinky from the future, “I forgot to shoot!”
“I’ll do it now,” said Pinky.
“It didn’t work!” said Pinky from the future. “The code was double everything!”
“I have to steal Pinky from the pasts everything watch.” She ran towards Pinky from the past.
“What are you doing?” asked Pinky from the past. “Who are you?”
Pinky from the future ignored her. She grabbed the everything watch from her wrist.
Pinky from the past threw herself on the ground and cried. “I need my everything watch!” she yelled. This was the perfect time to shoot her superlasers at Pinky from the past. She did it. She was back to her normal self in her house in Cloudland, like the none of this ever happened.