CAST
Norbert the Nerd/Narrator
Wolf Friend
Baby Romulus
Baby Remus
Lupa
ACT I
SCENE I
Norbert: The story starts long ago in a place that would soon become Rome. Oh, look! There’s Romulus and Remus, brothers and founders of Rome. Dar dar dar, I’m a big stinky nerd.
Lupa: Oh look, why are there babies floating down the rivers? How odd. I should go investigate. (Travel down to the river and pick up babies). My, my! Baby brothers! I must raise them!
Wolf Friend: Hi, Lupa! Are those babies you’ve got there?
Lupa: Sure are! Found them floating down the river! Odd, isn’t it?
Wolf Friend: That IS odd. Are you going to keep them?
Lupa: Yup.
Wolf Friend: ‘Kay. So what are you going to name them?
Lupa: Name them?
Wolf Friend: Yeah, name them. If you keep them, you’ve got to name them!
Baby Romulus: (Gurgle) Romulus.
Baby Remus: (Gurgle) Remus.
Lupa: That’s it! Romulus and Remus!
Wolf Friend: How will you tell Remus and Romulus apart?
Lupa: Hmmm… I know! I will always dress Remus in green, and Romulus in blue!
Wolf Friend: What will you clothe them in?
Lupa: Good ol’ fashioned togas!
Wolf Friend: Great idea! See you at the wolf party tonight! (Leave)
Lupa: (Leave)
Norbert: The young Remus and Romulus grew up to young men very soon. They decided they would build a great city that would be around for generations to come. Dar dar dar I’m a fluff brain nerd!