A-man, the Assassin, and Leany the berry met at the battlefield on the bridge at midnight. A-man the Assassin killed Leany the berry with a very sharp sword. Leany the berry was very surprised when she was about to die. A-man the Assassin left without a single notice by killing Leany the berry. The next day, the cops came to investigate the mystery. But they couldn’t find a single clue. So they called the detectives to find clues. But even they could not find a single clue.
“We still haven’t found any clues of who killed Leany the berry,” said the cop. So they went up the bridge to investigate again. They found a sharp sword on Leany the berry. They took it out and investigated. They went to scan the sword and found out that A-man the Assassin killed Leany!!
They searched everywhere for A-man the Assassin, put posters everywhere, and wrote “Wanted” on the middle of the poster. If anyone found A-man the Assassin and brought him back, they would get 5,000,000,000,000 dollars because this was not the first crime he committed. According to the FBI, he committed 50 crimes already! So that’s why the person who brings him back will have so much money! When the cops and the detectives were done putting the posters up, they went back to investigate the mystery.
Meanwhile, A-man the Assassin was getting out of town on an airplane. He met his boss. Her name was Malicia.
“Come and sit with me, Malevolent. Let’s chat about this,” said Malicia.
“Good to see you again, boss,” A-Man said.
“You forgot to take the sword out of Leany the berry. Are you going to talk about this situation?!” Malicia shouted.
“I know you are mad about this–”
“This seems like a little mistake, but it reveals all of your crimes. Did you remember what I taught you?!” screamed Malicia.
“Just calm down, this is not a big problem!” said A-Man.
“Not a big problem? You may be able to solve this problem, but this will affect your career at ESK academy!!!” screamed Malicia.
“But you always figure out the way, right?” said A-Man.
“That’s true, so I want to pair you up with a teammate, so she can help you with your job. Her name is Layla, her code name is Queen Killer. She is a great thief and killer. She stole many things that can help us. And many, many fancy jewels that no one had ever succeeded in stealing, ever. I bet she can help you out, Malevolent!” exclaimed Malicia, “Come on out Layla.”
Then, Layla stepped into the room with a wise air about her.
“What’s up guys, what are you guys chatting about right now?” said Layla.
“Layla, meet your new teammate, Malevolent, and Malevolent, meet your new teammate, Layla,” said Malicia. Then Malicia went away to do her daily spa and left Layla and Malevolent to talk some more. Meanwhile, the cops and the detectives were still talking and trying to find where A-Man the Assassin was.
“This job is really hard. We’re never going to find A-man the Assassin,” said one cop.
“Shush! If we keep on talking about this, our boss may fire us,” said another cop.
In the chief’s room, a detective and the chief were not talking about the previous crime where A-Man the Assassin killed Leany. Instead, they were talking about the Queen Killer.
“Queen Killer has committed way more crimes, and also bigger crimes, than A-Man the Assassin. I suggest that we work on Queen Killer first,” the chief said.
Meanwhile, Queen Killer and A-man were getting to know each other quickly.
“So, how did you get your code name?” asked Queen Killer.
“How did you get your code name?” replied A-Man.
“Same as you did, get your crimes famous and people will name you! They named me Queen Killer because I am the best killer and thief in the whole wide world! How about you?” Layla asked calmly.
“I got my code name because there was a lot of news about me, and people thought I had a perfect rate of stealing. That’s why,” replied A-man.
“Okay, well, your code name sounds boring, unlike my code name. It’s much cooler than yours, A-Man,” said Queen Killer.
“Excuse me, if you don’t mind if I say, my code name is way cooler than yours, Queen Killer,” A-Man said.
“How so?” replied Queen Killer. A-man was hesitating to respond. Queen Killer was really good at intimidating people. “Well, never mind then,” said Queen Killer calmly.
After a little while, Malicia came back to ask how they were doing.
“We’re quite nice,” said Queen Killer. A-Man shot her a dirty look, but did not say anything.
“So, are you guys ready for your first mission together?” asked Malicia.
“You bet!” said Queen Killer.
“Whatever,” said A-man.
“Okay then,” said Malicia. “Your first mission is to steal Fabergé eggs from a museum in Russia.”
“Okay, this is easy, I stole hundreds of those before,” said Queen Killer.
“Are you kidding me!? I’ve tried to steal one of those and I failed!” said A-Man.
“Well, that’s because only the best thieves in the world, like me, can steal it,” Queen Killer responded.
“Alright, you two stop arguing!” said Malicia.
“But it is true, right?” responded Queen Killer.
“Yes,” Malicia said with a sigh and laughed at A-man, who grunted at Queen Killer.
“Alright, you two are acting like children right now and you guys are now twenty years old!” said Malicia, “We’re arriving in Russia and going straight to the Kremlin Armoury museum. Now, I suggest you guys get ready.”
Meanwhile, at night, when the plane arrived in Russia and when the museum was closed, the three villains got suited up and went straight to the museum. When they arrived there, there were no more security guards. Queen Killer and A-man were about to climb to the balcony when Malicia shouted, “Where are you guys going! We don’t have a plan yet! How would you guys get to steal those eggs!”
“Shhh, boss, calm down, let us do the plan now!” said Queen Killer.
“First, I am going to let you know that you guys are going to steal forty-four of those! Get them all for our king!” exclaimed Malicia.
“What!!! Forty-four! That’s all of the Fabergé eggs in the museum! I can barely steal one!” A-man shouted, surprised.
“Relax!” said Queen Killer while rolling her eyes.
“Which one of you will be the leader?” said Malicia.
“Me, duh!” said Queen Killer confidently.
“We haven’t even discussed this!” said A-man.
“No arguments!” said Queen Killer.
“What about the plan?!” A-Man asked.
“We will discuss the plan later,” Queen Killer said. A-man ran after Queen Killer. Then Malicia left to get some fresh air.
Meanwhile, in the dark night, Queen Killer and A-Man arrived at the Kremlin Armoury and climbed up to the balcony and snuck into the museum. When they got into the museum, they saw forty-four Fabergé eggs. In front of the eggs, there was a glass door and a keypad lock. Before they did anything, Queen Killer used a pad to hack into the security cameras. A-Man tried the simplest combinations, but failed.
“Step aside, dum-dum. Let me do it,” Queen Killer said. She studied the key pad and tried 4-4-8 on the keypad and then opened the glass door!
She put all the eggs in a big bag, carried it away with A-Man, and ran up to the balcony with A-Man following.
A few minutes later, they got on the private plane and showed Malicia the Fabergé eggs.
“Well done, you guys, our king will be so happy to hear about it. Good teamwork, guys,” said Malicia.
“Although it was teamwork, I didn’t see A-Man do anything. But I guess you can still call it teamwork.”
“What?! I did everything!” shouted A-man.
“What did you do? Please tell me,” said Queen Killer.
“I put the eggs in the bag,” said A-man.
“That is nothing. Do you know why the security guards did not come? And do you know why the security alarms did not go off? All because of me, not you!” said Queen Killer.
“Stop arguing, you two, let’s go to the king,” said Malicia. The next day, the cops and the detectives went to investigate the Kremlin Armoury museum.
A detective said, “I suspect that Queen Killer stole these eggs.”
“I do too,” said a cop. After a few minutes, a detective and a cop called a museum staff member and got into the security room.
Malicia came back from delivering the stolen packages with the eggs and said to A-Man and Queen Killer, “The boss says good job. Now you have to prepare for a second mission.”
Malicia dragged Queen Killer for a private talk. “Try to communicate nicely with A-Man–” she said, but before she could finish the sentence, Queen Killer said, “Right!” Malicia’s words might have given Queen Killer an idea. And they went back to where A-Man was waiting.
A-Man said: “What were you guys talking about?”
“Your second mission is to steal the Funerary Mask of King Tutankhamun.” They went on the plane and traveled a long journey to Egypt and arrived at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo. And of course, like usual, they arrived at midnight. And surprisingly, this time, Queen Killer was more patient and allowed A-Man to lead. But she wasn’t patient enough to figure out a plan when they were on the plane, they did it on the way to the museum. She wanted to relax on the plane. A-Man assumed every mission would be like this.
On top of the museum building, there was a dome; they went through it and found the Funerary Mask. There was glass in front of it, of course, and it did have a lock, but it was not as tricky as the other one. It was just a little lock that Queen Killer easily picked. And, of course, she hacked into the security system, so it was an easy one. They left the building, went back to the plane, and showed Malicia the Funerary Mask. Queen Killer said her compliments to herself and one compliment to A-Man.
When they were settling in on the plane, Malicia said, “Thanks for being nice to A-Man.”
“No problem,” Queen Killer replied. But Malicia looked at her suspiciously, not knowing what trick she had up her sleeve.
She said quietly to herself, “There’s gotta be more to this.”
A few months later, A-Man and Queen Killer made a good team. They stole many things: jewelry, artifacts, famous paintings, etc. One day, they had a mission for the Olmec Colossal Head in the Xalapa Museum of Anthropology in Mexico. They went through a window, and A-man jumped down and rolled the Head to where Queen Killer was standing on the other side of the window. Queen Killer used the machine to rocket-launch the Head. But then, the security alarm went off.
“Wait, I thought you had looked at the signals!” A-Man said.
“Well, I looked at the signals, but there was a second layer, and I was too lazy and I gave up,” said Queen Killer.
“What?!” said A-Man. Four hundred security guards came.
They said, “Look! That’s Queen Killer and A-Man the Assassin!” Half of them were instructed to follow Queen Killer. Queen Killer ran very far, but in the opposite direction from the airport, and stopped. And then fought them, and beat them in five minutes. She went back to the plane without her partner.
A-Man was still fighting them, but he was struggling. By then, Queen Killer and her boss had already left because A-Man was so slow, and Queen Killer didn’t care. By the time he got out of that mess, the plane had already taken off and was halfway back. So he took another plane the next day. He had a plan to disclose what Queen Killer had done to him but he didn’t know that Queen Killer had her own plan.
He went back and went to his boss’s room and said, “Boss, Queen Killer left me behind and didn’t wait for me and left me hanging there.”
The chair turned around, but it was not who A-Man was expecting. It was Queen Killer! “Hi, A-Man, sorry to disappoint you, but Malicia is not here. This is what happened: while you were gone, I challenged the boss to a fight, she lost, and I took the boss’s spot. I thought I could surprise you like this.”
But before A-Man could understand what was happening, she ordered ESK agents to capture him. He barely escaped, but luckily, he did escape. So he wandered off, trying to avoid the ESK Academy, but he didn’t know where he was going.
He met a seventy-year old man who said, “Hello, you look lost.”
“Whatever, mind your own business,” said A-Man.
“Okay, but would you like to come into my house?” said the old man.
“Whatever,” said A-Man and went into the old man’s house. A-Man saw a picture the old man had on his desk, and it was a picture of the old man, a woman, and a baby child. He recognized the baby in the picture: it was him! He turned around and said, “Who are you?”
“I am your father, silly kid,” the old man laughed.
A-Man said, “What? You’re my father? I just recognized myself!” Instead of hugging, A-Man started to shout at his father,“Why did you leave me?”
“Because I had no choice! I betrayed the ESK agents, and they were looking for me all over! They could have found me. If I took you with me, they could have gotten you, too. But luckily, they didn’t find me.
“What?!” A-Man said, while he tried to process all this information. “So you really are my father?” He told him about how he was one of the top-fighters in the ESK Academy, and all about his fights. Right after he finished his story, A-Man said, “Teach me how to be a better fighter,” with a firm voice.
“Okay, sure,” his father said, and then walked over to his chandelier.
“What are you doing? I thought you were going to teach me how to fight, and you walk to the chandelier?” A-Man said. His father pulled on the chandelier string, and one of the walls opened.
“Come on in, sonny,” said the father.
“Don’t call me sonny,” said A-Man.
“Okay, sonny,” said his father.
A-Man’s father taught him how to fight. At first, he wasn’t as good as his father. His father said, “You only focus on attacking, but not blocking. And you never study your opponents’ weaknesses and strategies. If you studied them, you could figure out a way to beat them.”
A few hours later, he got it. And then, A-Man said, “Did I master it?”
“Yeah, you did. Just remember, when you fight, don’t fight with anger. Fight peacefully, and fight for good.”
Before any of them knew it, A-Man raised a knife and pushed him to the wall. His father looked at him with no fear. Just when he was about to stab him, he stabbed the wall and ran away.
Meanwhile, Queen Killer was on a private jet, going to steal the Mona Lisa painting. She went to the same country where A-Man was. She went to the balcony, hacked into the security signals again, and then slid down easily, like she was daydreaming. She was just about to grab the painting, looked around suspiciously, then…Crash! A-Man came in through one of the windows, but since he was still swinging in the air, he knocked Queen Killer out of the other side of the window and flew into the air!
A-Man shouted, “Aaah! This is not how I planned it!” Then, Queen Killer noticed the bridge. She turned to the bridge, grabbed it, and landed on her feet. But A-Man crashed into the bridge and fell into the river. He climbed back up on the bridge.
“Ow, that hurts,” he said. “I know you must be surprised.”
“I’m not surprised,” Queen Killer replied. “I was expecting this.”
Then, she drew out a sword, and A-man took his sword and prepared to fight. He knew whatever happened, Queen Killer would have no mercy. They fought, fought, fought; screamed, screamed, screamed; Queen Killer was about to stab him in the heart. But A-Man remembered what his father taught him, and kicked her and was about to stab her, but then Queen Killer kicked him off and stabbed him in the leg, and she said,“Goodbye.”
She pushed him in the river and left. But luckily, A-Man’s father ran to him, dragged him up, and put him in the hospital.
THE END