P.W. (9 years old) likes to write about many things, including everything. He loves to read comics, play video games, and basketball. His goal is to publish a big book with small fonts. He hopes it will be a huge best-seller in no time.
“1. Don’t die on purpose! 2. Don’t throw knives! 3. Don’t juggle more than zero knives!”
THESE ARE THE 100 AWESOME RULES OF HOW NOT TO BE STUPID
- Don’t die on purpose!
- Don’t throw knives!
- Don’t juggle more than zero knives!
- Don’t look into a hose if the water suddenly turns off!
- Don’t throw around money!
- Don’t hug a famous guy or girl if they have bodyguards!
- Don’t bleed!
- Don’t peel off your scabs!
- Don’t play tag on a bridge!
- Don’t pass a ball to a stranger who is not looking at you!
- Don’t punch someone for no reason!
- Don’t punch someone that you have never seen before and have never talked to!
- Don’t tell a kidnapper that has kidnapped you that you’re gonna run away if you can!
- Don’t kick a TV!
- Don’t kick an iPad!
- Don’t kick a computer!
- Don’t punch a TV!
- Don’t punch an iPad!
- Don’t punch a computer!
- Don’t kick a cat!
- Don’t rob a bank if you already have a lot of money!
- Don’t rob a bank at all!
- Don’t think you will get good grades without studying!
- Don’t walk into the president’s bathroom!
- Don’t use the president’s bathroom!
- Don’t call this book stupid.
- Don’t call the awesome guy who wrote this book stupid!
- Don’t drink all the liquids at someone’s house if you’re visiting!
- Don’t eat all the food at someone’s house if you’re visiting!
- Don’t sell a car that has three wheels!
- Don’t sell a car that has two wheels!
- Don’t sell a car that has one wheel!
- Don’t sell a car that has zero wheels!
- Don’t drive a car under age!
- Don’t drive a car that has zero wheels!
- Don’t drive a car that has one wheel!
- Don’t drive a car that has two wheels!
- Don’t drive a car that has three wheels!
- Don’t trick or treat when it’s not Halloween!
- Don’t shake your booty in public!
- Don’t give away your money!
- Don’t change your name to “Butt.”
- Don’t change your name to “Fart!”
- Don’t change your name to “Stupid Guy!”
- Don’t take off your clothes in public!
- Don’t change your name to “Better-than-you” just so that when you introduce yourself, you can say “Hi, I’m ‘Better-than-you’”!
- Don’t name your kid “Butt!”
- Don’t name your kid “Fart!”
- Don’t name your kid “Stupid Guy!”
- Don’t be stupid!
- Never say, “I’m a potato, a Kawaii Potato!”
- Don’t say everything backwards on Backwards Day!
- Don’t poop on the side of the toilet!
- Don’t poop on the floor!
- Don’t eat stuff you find inside a toilet!
- Don’t eat stuff you find on the side of a toilet!
- Don’t eat stuff you find in a bathroom!
- Don’t step on a snake!
- Don’t feed your finger to a bunny!
- Don’t feed your finger to a squirrel!
- Don’t throw a pencil!
- Don’t look up at birds when they are making turds!
- Don’t juggle more than zero sticks of dynamite!
- Don’t throw dynamite at your pets!
- Don’t vote for You-Know-Who!
- Don’t throw sharp stuff at strangers!
- Don’t throw stuff at strangers!
- Don’t throw sharp stuff at people for no reason!
- Don’t jump out of an airplane thinking you can walk on clouds!
- Don’t walk around in your underpants!
- Don’t throw underpants at people!
- Don’t throw toilet paper at people!
- Don’t break everything in sight!
- Don’t make promises you can’t keep!
- Don’t jump into wet cement!
- Don’t jump into cement!
- Don’t jump out of the window!
- Don’t jump out of window onto a person!
- Don’t pick your nose while you’re making a sandwich!
- Don’t throw full diapers at people!
- Don’t throw diapers at people!
- Don’t lie to a cop!
- Don’t go to school sick!
- Don’t tell cheesy jokes!
- Don’t go to work sick!
- Don’t say the exact thing that someone just said to you if you’re trying to make a comeback!
- Don’t say this book only has 100 rules because 100 rules is a lot!
- Don’t keep a light on in a house when he don’t need it!
- Don’t not buy this book!
- Don’t throw scissors!
- Don’t run with scissors!
- Don’t not call this book awesome!
- Don’t not dare your friends to do some of these rules!
- Don’t say to a liar that his/her nose is growing like Pinocchio’s!
- Don’t break something on purpose if it’s expensive!
- Don’t pour water on someone when they’re sleeping!
- Don’t play a prank on someone if the prank will make that her/him really mad!
- Don’t be stupid!
- Don’t pull the trigger of a gun without looking at where you’re pointing the gun!
- Don’t go places screaming and making weird noises!!!
