Hair to fire, fire to hair,
Is that truly, really fair?
Look at those fancy candles at the restaurant,
I better bend over, ‘cause I think I see a croissant.
Now it’s hair to fire, fire to hair,
Is that truly, really fair?
Hair to fire, fire to hair,
Is that truly, really fair?
Look at those fancy candles at the restaurant,
I better bend over, ‘cause I think I see a croissant.
Now it’s hair to fire, fire to hair,
Is that truly, really fair?
Now lets pretend its not even there,
‘Cause it’s hair to fire, fire to hair.
Look at that fancy tablecloth,
Bend over to slurp up, with your mouth, some broth.
Mama is screaming,
“I’m sorry, I know that’s not polite.”
And then I realize that the tablecloth is alight.
‘Cause it’s hair to tablecloth, tablecloth to hair.
Is that truly, really fair?