One day in California, there lived a boy. The boy had all the toys in the town. The boy wanted to have something new. How hard is it to think of something new?!
“Wait a minute,” said the boy, “I think I got it! All I want is a particular pet! I want an anteater! I want it nice and gray.”
As soon as his dad heard the news, he went to all the zoos that he could find. He asked the zookeepers calmly if they had any anteaters.
“We have anteaters, but our anteaters are not for sale.”
One day later, his dad found a zoo that said “Anteaters for sale”. He found the nicest, grayest anteater and gave it to his son.
The anteater asked the boy, “Please give me some meat and bread.”
The boy said, “No, you are an anteater and you should go outside and find some ants from my garden.”
The anteater searched night and day, but he couldn’t find a single ant.
Five days later, the boy’s aunt came over. The boy shouted over to the anteater, “Come see my Aunt Samantha! She is over 15 years old.”
The anteater turned around and said, “A giant ant?”
Sometimes people think it’s “a-nt”, but it’s actually, “au-nt”.
As soon as the anteater heard the word “aunt” he said, “Hmmm, a giant ant.”
The boy said, “Yes, yes, a good big ah-nt”
The anteater came closer and closer and said, “Hmm, I don’t care if the aunt is over 15. I don’t care how old the aunt is. Tonight, when Aunt Samantha is sleeping, I will gulp her down head to toe.”
So, at night he did exactly what he said. He ate her head to toe, toenails too!
In the morning, the boy looked around for his Aunt Samantha. Then, he saw the anteater in Aunt Samantha’s bed. The anteater said, “Since I ate Aunt Samantha for dinner, I will eat you for dessert!”
The anteater didn’t only eat the boy, he ate his whole family and even his plants.
After he ate everyone and all the plants, he had so much energy, so he dug into the boy’s garden. Then he saw a tiny speck of something black in the dirt moving. He said, “Ah! Another ant!”
The end.