LAFAYETTE pulls into the parking center in a dirty, floppy car.
He walks into a store, rings the bell on the door.
LAFAYETTE
Hi, I’m applying for a job here at Dingle Burger.
MULIGAN
Young man, come here. We need you for a job, plus you’re handsome with a muscular body. I follow you on Instagram!
LAFAYETTE
I’m glad, you stalker?
(goes into back)
MULIGAN
Okay. Come here.
LAFAYETTE
Okay.
MULIGAN
We need help with the toilets. They are nasty. There are code browns.
(walks to door)
LAFAYETTE
POOOOOP! Oh, I’m leaving.
(follows MULIGAN to door)
MULIGAN
We need you.
LAFAYETTE
NO.
MULIGAN
How about I add 20 bucks to your paycheck?
LAFAYETTE turns towards MULIGAN with a cheeky smile.
LAFAYETTE
Seriously?
MULIGAN whispers to himself.
MULIGAN
That fool. I pick-pocketed that money right from his pocket. I learned that from France.
LAFAYETTE
What’s the pay?
MULIGAN
Twenty-one dollars of mulah.
LAFAYETTE
Kay.
(walks to toilet)
MULIGAN
Shall we get started? Put this mask on.
LAFAYETTE
Kay.
(puts on mask)
MULIGAN
Get in.
LAFAYETTE walks into restroom.
LAFAYETTE
Anyone in here?
FRINDY
(sitting on the toilet)
Aaah I’m reading here.
LAFAYETTE
Okay. What book?
FRINDY
How Toilets Work in Junk Stores.
LAFAYETTE
Cool? Well then, please get out.
FRINDY
(still sitting on toilet)
I’m using the restroom.
LAFAYETTE
I thought you were reading.
FRINDY
I’m doing both.
LAFAYETTE walks towards to stall with FRINDY in it.
LAFAYETTE
Are you finished soon?
(opens door)
FRINDY
Yeah.
LAFAYETTE walks in front of the door. FRINDY and LAFAYETTE’S eyes see each other.
LAFAYETTE
Oh, hey tiger.
FRINDY
Oh, hey you.
FRINDY and LAFAYETTE walk out of the bathroom together.
LAFAYETTE
Want to go out tonight?
FRINDY
Sure???
LAFAYETTE
Let me clean the code browns first.
FRINDY
‘Kay, sexy. Clean them good.
LAFAYETTE
I will, bae.